“Arden, he’s two, buddy. You can’t do the butt buster on him.”

“Daddy, you need to shave off your freckles.” (referencing stubble on the face)

“That’s my daddy. The one with the passy in his mouth.”

“Great is gooder than good and excellent is greater than great.”

“Mama”

“I need lotion for my tongue. It’s rough.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….”

“It would be kind of crazy if today was tomorrow.”

Mommy: “Mommy has brown hair, Eliana has red hair and Arden has…” Eliana: “Strawberry Cake!!”